Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.
Interpretation
This quote humorously critiques custard by suggesting that it is the result of a sinister collaboration among various food producers.
Ambrose Bierce's quote reflects a satirical view of custard by characterizing it as an unpleasant concoction formed from a diabolical agreement between the hen, cow, and cook. Through this unusual perspective, Bierce employs humor to express disdain for custard, illustrating how culinary preferences can evoke strong opinions and feelings.
In practice
This quote can be shared at a dinner party to lighten the mood when discussing desserts.
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Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician."
I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.
I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.
The secret to humor is surprise.
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