Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.

- Nicole Hollander

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

- Nicole Hollander

Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.

- Nicole Hollander

Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.

- Nicole Hollander

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone…

- Nicole Hollander

Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!

- Nicole Hollander

My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.

- Nicole Hollander

In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

- Nicole Hollander

Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

- Nicole Hollander