Quotes on Funny Thanksgiving

Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.

We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.

Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse.

The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.

There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.