My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot. So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'
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Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.
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What this quote means
This quote humorously reflects on Thanksgiving traditions and the often comedic family dynamics involved.
Stephen Colbert's quote captures the essence of Thanksgiving as a festive yet sometimes chaotic time where families gather. He combines humor with a critique of holiday traditions, playfully highlighting the relationship between food, festivities, and family quirks, particularly the tensions that can arise during such gatherings.
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ThanksgivingFamilyHumorTraditionCelebration
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Example use cases
This quote is perfect for a comedic Thanksgiving speech.
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