I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
Jon StewartRead
I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.
Interpretation
Political jokes often become a reality when politicians get elected, highlighting the irony of humor in politics.
This quote by Jon Stewart cleverly critiques the political landscape by suggesting that humor about politicians can easily backfire, as those who are the subjects of the jokes often rise to power. It underscores the paradox where comedic commentary on politics can ultimately lead to the election of individuals who may not truly represent the values or integrity one would hope for in a leader.
In practice
This quote can be used during a political comedy show to illustrate the absurdity of the electoral process.
I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that could be worth millions of dollars to average Americans. Well, average stock-owning Americans. Technically, Americans who own a significant amount of shares in dividend-dealing companies. Well, rich people, that's what I'm trying to say. They're going to do really well with this.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out. I know what's wrong with what we've done in Iraq. We've been following time as it goes forward. What a classic mistake. Linear time is so pre-9-11.
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.' I think that was Jefferson. Oh wait. That was Hermann Goering. Shoot." [Hosting the Peabody Awards for broadcasting excellence at the New York Waldorf-Astoria, June 6, 2006]
What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
I don't mind anything that's written about me, as long as it's not true.
I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.
You have to have a thick skin, yes. If you're going to do something as foolhardy as standup, you've got to be able to take it on the chin if someone has a go at you.
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
There are two or three ways to combat homophobia - one is through humor. The second is to put a face on it.
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