I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
Jon StewartRead
I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.
Interpretation
Political jokes often become a reality when politicians get elected, highlighting the irony of humor in politics.
This quote by Jon Stewart cleverly critiques the political landscape by suggesting that humor about politicians can easily backfire, as those who are the subjects of the jokes often rise to power. It underscores the paradox where comedic commentary on politics can ultimately lead to the election of individuals who may not truly represent the values or integrity one would hope for in a leader.
In practice
This quote can be used during a political comedy show to illustrate the absurdity of the electoral process.
I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that could be worth millions of dollars to average Americans. Well, average stock-owning Americans. Technically, Americans who own a significant amount of shares in dividend-dealing companies. Well, rich people, that's what I'm trying to say. They're going to do really well with this.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out. I know what's wrong with what we've done in Iraq. We've been following time as it goes forward. What a classic mistake. Linear time is so pre-9-11.
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.' I think that was Jefferson. Oh wait. That was Hermann Goering. Shoot." [Hosting the Peabody Awards for broadcasting excellence at the New York Waldorf-Astoria, June 6, 2006]
Anyone who has had the experience of going through American security checks knows the purpose of these checks is not to make you safer; it's just to annoy you.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
I enjoy darker sardonic wit more than knock-knock jokes. I spent the first healthy chunk of my career playing all-American, pleasant, average, nice people, so it's fun to have some complications there.
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
I am not funny. The writers were funny. My directors were funny. The situations were funny⦠What I am is brave. I have never been scared. Not when I did movies, certainly not when I was a model and not when I did I Love Lucy.
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