Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet. Are they wounded in service? Show me your heart. Have you left a place for divine love?
Fulton J. SheenRead
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Interpretation
This quote humorously compares listening to nuns confessing to a painful but absurd experience.
Fulton J. Sheen uses this vivid imagery to convey the idea that hearing nuns' confessions can be overwhelming and uncomfortably repetitive, yet in a lighthearted manner. The use of 'popcorn' suggests that while the act of confession may be light and fluffy on the surface, it can also be a tedious and tough experience as the confessions stack up like popcorn kernels.
In practice
This quote could be used during a lighthearted speech at a religious gathering.
Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet. Are they wounded in service? Show me your heart. Have you left a place for divine love?
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