You know who has tenure? The pope has tenure. The Queen of England has tenure. So does Fidel and the communists - because they represent the people, …

- Ira Carmen

It took a course from me for the Democratic leadership to realize we have an electoral college. 'But we got the popular vote!' Well you can take the …

- Ira Carmen

I began a conversation with the heads of our esteemed department of political science, and instantly I concluded, 'Hopelessly incompetent!

- Ira Carmen

Chess computers do not sweat during time pressure and commit costly blunders. Furthermore, the strength of these programs (over and above their fault…

- Ira Carmen

Computers will be the death of us all.

- Ira Carmen