Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host. - Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
- Dorothy Parker
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Dorothy Parker
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye. - Dorothy Parker
Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Dorothy Parker
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. - Dorothy Parker
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. - Dorothy Parker
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty. - Dorothy Parker
Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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