My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by reading out of a telephone directory... He's a spastic.
What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there whil… - Frankie Boyle
What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there whil…
- Frankie Boyle
On the most Scottish thing he'd ever seen: I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and … - Frankie Boyle
On the most Scottish thing he'd ever seen: I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and …
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. - Frankie Boyle
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.
Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk. - Frankie Boyle
Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.
I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer. - Frankie Boyle
I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist! - Frankie Boyle
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!
Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? - Frankie Boyle
Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?
The government are considering spending £3million on a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies. For £3million they could buy everyone in Sc… - Frankie Boyle
The government are considering spending £3million on a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies. For £3million they could buy everyone in Sc…
For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. - Frankie Boyle
For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.
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