Life with most teenagers was like having a low-grade bladder infection. It hurts, but you had to tough it out.
Anne LamottRead
...after a few days at the desk, telling the truth in an interesting way turns out to be as easy and pleasurable as bathing a cat.
Interpretation
Telling the truth can be surprisingly enjoyable and simple, despite initial assumptions.
In this quote, Anne Lamott humorously compares the act of conveying the truth in an engaging manner to the experience of bathing a cat, suggesting that while both may initially seem daunting, they can actually bring joy and satisfaction if approached with the right mindset. This analogy captures the essence of creativity and authenticity in communication, emphasizing that honesty doesn't have to be a chore but can instead be a delightful journey.
In practice
Using this quote in a workshop about effective storytelling.
Life with most teenagers was like having a low-grade bladder infection. It hurts, but you had to tough it out.
Or you might shout at the top of your lungs or whisper into your sleeve, "I hate you, God." That is a prayer too, because it is real, it is truth, and maybe it is the first sincere thought you've had in months.
Your problem is how you are going to spend this one odd and precious life you have been issued. Whether you're going to spend it trying to look good and creating the illusion that you have power over people and circumstances, or whether you are going to taste it, enjoy it and find out the truth about who you are.
It is hard to remember that you are a cherished spiritual being when you're burping up apple fritters and Cheetos.
Gorgeous, amazing things come into our lives when we are paying attention: mangoes, grandnieces, Bach, ponds. This happens more often when we have as little expectation as possible. If you say, "Well, that's pretty much what I thought I'd see," you are in trouble. At that point you have to ask yourself why you are even here. [...] Astonishing material and revelation appear in our lives all the time. Let it be. Unto us, so much is given. We just have to be open for business.
...because when people have seen you at their worst, you don't have to put on the mask as much.
How often we recall with regret that Napoleon once shot at a magazine editor and missed him and killed a publisher. But we remember with charity that his intentions were good.
My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a joke, but it's telling a story.
Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.
Twas Noah who first planted the vine_x000D_ _x000D_ And mended his morals by drinking its wine.
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