To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is not in our power to repay it.
Benjamin FranklinRead
Twas Noah who first planted the vine_x000D_ _x000D_ And mended his morals by drinking its wine.
Interpretation
This quote humorously suggests that wine can have a moralizing effect, hinting at the joys of drinking and socializing.
Benjamin Franklin's quote reflects on the dual nature of wine, portraying it as a beverage that not only brings pleasure but also has the potential to improve one's character. By associating the biblical figure Noah, known for planting the vine, with moral improvement through drinking wine, Franklin cleverly intertwines humor and wisdom about the social aspects of wine consumption.
In practice
Sharing this quote at a toast during a dinner party to celebrate friendship.
To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is not in our power to repay it.
He'll cheat without scruple, who can without fear.
[E]very Man who comes among us, and takes up a piece of Land, becomes a Citizen, and by our Constitution has a Voice in Elections, and a share in the Government of the Country.
Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Let honesty and industry be thy constant companions, and spend one penny less than thy clear gains; then shall thy pocket begin to thrive; creditors will not insult, nor want oppress, nor hungerness bite, nor nakedness freeze thee
I think that a young state, like a young virgin, should modestly stay at home, and wait the application of suitors for an alliance with her; and not run about offering her amity to all the world; and hazarding their refusal. Our virgin is a jolly one; and tho at present not very rich, will in time be a great fortune, and where she has a favorable predisposition, it seems to me well worth cultivating.
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
The wisest and the best of men, nay, the wisest and best of their actions, may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life is a joke.
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you donβt have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable. You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what youβre doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a joke, but it's telling a story.
When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me.
Philanthropist, n.: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.
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