The most important lesson in the writing trade is that any manuscript is improved if you cut away the fat.
Robert A. HeinleinRead
Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us — us humans — death is so sad that we must laugh at it.
Interpretation
Humans cope with the sadness of death by making jokes about it.
This quote highlights the paradox of human nature regarding death, suggesting that while death is a profoundly sorrowful experience, people often resort to humor as a coping mechanism. The interplay between laughter and sadness illustrates our struggle to make sense of mortality and the inevitability of loss, prompting us to find levity even in the darkest of circumstances.
In practice
A comedian referencing this quote at a stand-up show about dealing with loss.
The most important lesson in the writing trade is that any manuscript is improved if you cut away the fat.
An armed society is a polite society.
Democracy is a poor system of government at best; the only thing that can honestly be said in its favor is that it is eight times as good as any other method the human race has ever tried.
Long human words (the longer the better) were easy, unmistakable, and rarely changed their meanings . . . but short words were slippery, unpredictable, changing their meanings without any pattern.
Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.
When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
Let Pirelli's / Miracle Elixir / Activate your roots, sir... Keep it off your boots, sir- / Eats right through. Yes, get Pirelli's! / Use a bottle of it! / Ladies seem to love it... Flies do, too!
I do one accent - my own. I can make it louder or quieter. That is the sum total of my vocal range. I thought I could do an American accent until I tried it in front of an American - the expression of horror is still burnt onto my retinas.
I am paid by the word, so I always write the shortest words possible.
Anywhere, anytime, I'd sacrifice the finest nuance for a laugh, the most elegant trope for a smile.
Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
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