Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober.

- Ed Byrne

I'm a fan of Bill Hicks. He did things that no other stand up did at the time. He was making fun of religion, at that time it was a lot harder to say…

- Ed Byrne

No one ever comitted suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

- Ed Byrne