If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My war… - Jeff Foxworthy
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My war…
- Jeff Foxworthy
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. - Jeff Foxworthy
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Bec… - Jeff Foxworthy
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Bec…
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehe… - Jeff Foxworthy
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehe…
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same. - Jeff Foxworthy
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
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