Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'
I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff. - Greg Proops
I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.
- Greg Proops
Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it? - Greg Proops
Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?
No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural. - Greg Proops
No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.
White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream. - Greg Proops
White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.
I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want. - Greg Proops
I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.
We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won. - Greg Proops
We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.
I like to go to England, and I'll tell you why. I like to go to a country where I am considered the best-looking person. It's as simple as that. Holl… - Greg Proops
I like to go to England, and I'll tell you why. I like to go to a country where I am considered the best-looking person. It's as simple as that. Holl…
Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency. - Greg Proops
Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.
Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos. - Greg Proops
Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.
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