Why do you always insist on playing while I'm trying to conduct?

- Eugene Ormandy

There was confusion since I stood here 35 years ago.

- Eugene Ormandy

I wrote it the right way, so it was copied the wrong way right. I mean the right way wrong.

- Eugene Ormandy

I don't mean to make you nervous, but unfortunately I have to.

- Eugene Ormandy

Accelerando means in tempo. Don't rush.

- Eugene Ormandy

We can't hear the balance yet because the soloist is still on the airplane.

- Eugene Ormandy

It is not as difficult as I thought it was, but it is harder than it is.

- Eugene Ormandy

The notes are right, but if I listened they would be wrong.

- Eugene Ormandy

Write it down in your own handwriting.

- Eugene Ormandy