For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror.
I'm thinking of writing a children's story about a leaf on a tree who arrogantly insists he's a self-made, independent leaf. Then one day a fierce wi… - Chuck Lorre
I'm thinking of writing a children's story about a leaf on a tree who arrogantly insists he's a self-made, independent leaf. Then one day a fierce wi…
- Chuck Lorre
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed. - Chuck Lorre
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.
According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous le… - Chuck Lorre
According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous le…
Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly. - Chuck Lorre
Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.
I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor. - Chuck Lorre
I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.
I believe that the voices of fear, both from without and within, can only be dispelled by trusting the voice that comes from the heart. Be still and … - Chuck Lorre
I believe that the voices of fear, both from without and within, can only be dispelled by trusting the voice that comes from the heart. Be still and …
I believe that the laws of karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis. - Chuck Lorre
I believe that the laws of karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.
Life is never quite like the brochure. - Chuck Lorre
Life is never quite like the brochure.
Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget that God/the universe … - Chuck Lorre
Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget that God/the universe …
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