Everyone's so nice in Thailand, and it's a beautiful place - the temples, the culture. But everyone's so nice that it's almost inefficient.

- Scot Armstrong

Once I was in college, I was actually trying to write a comedy screenplay and I wrote basically the worst movie ever and just threw it away and never…

- Scot Armstrong

I've seen some movies where people improvise and will say some bizarre phrase they had heard the other day, and unless it's coming directly from char…

- Scot Armstrong

I think everyone needs to try their first script, and usually the first one isn't as good. You learn so much as you're trying to figure it out.

- Scot Armstrong

Too many people are surfing the web and trying to figure out the politics of getting a movie made or taking meetings and trying to get someone to rea…

- Scot Armstrong

Comedy works in fashion cycles, in a way. And sometimes, studios will imitate those cycles a little too much.

- Scot Armstrong

I like to count myself as someone who doesn't follow that stuff and someone who's just trying to invent stories and characters and movies that are ju…

- Scot Armstrong

I just like to write stuff that makes people laugh, stuff that works, a fun movie that everyone can enjoy. I'm not really worried about the packaging…

- Scot Armstrong

I'm an improviser at heart, when I'm writing, I'm improvising in my head. When you're an improviser on stage, you can never be precious about anythin…

- Scot Armstrong