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As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
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What this quote means
Mark Twain humorously describes his unconventional approach to smoking and moderation.
In this quote, Mark Twain uses humor to convey his personal philosophy regarding smoking. He suggests that while he doesn't see value in moderation for himself, he believes in setting an example for others by never smoking while asleep and always indulging when awake. This reflects Twain's larger commentary on human behavior and societal expectations.
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Example use cases
This quote could be used in a humorous speech about personal habits.
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