She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.
Writing humor is not something every single person can do. - Celia Rivenbark
Writing humor is not something every single person can do.
- Celia Rivenbark
And I reminded myself that it's easy to be grateful for the obvious blessings in life, much harder to be grateful for the tough moments and the lesso… - Celia Rivenbark
And I reminded myself that it's easy to be grateful for the obvious blessings in life, much harder to be grateful for the tough moments and the lesso…
Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up. - Celia Rivenbark
Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up.
Proper driving etiquette demands that you basically get close enough to a car in front of you at a busy intersection that it would mean that in certa… - Celia Rivenbark
Proper driving etiquette demands that you basically get close enough to a car in front of you at a busy intersection that it would mean that in certa…
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Celia Rivenbark
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
Severe isn't a word normally associated with a cold. Severe is for weather or third-degree burns...No one responds 'severe' when someone asks how her… - Celia Rivenbark
Severe isn't a word normally associated with a cold. Severe is for weather or third-degree burns...No one responds 'severe' when someone asks how her…
Jehovah's Witness are welcomed into my home...You gotta respect anybody who gets all dressed up in Sunday clothes and goes door-to-door on days so ho… - Celia Rivenbark
Jehovah's Witness are welcomed into my home...You gotta respect anybody who gets all dressed up in Sunday clothes and goes door-to-door on days so ho…
To the newcomer to the south, hearing that a coworker plans a weekend visit to 'mama and them's' (the correct plural possessive, don'tchaknow), might… - Celia Rivenbark
To the newcomer to the south, hearing that a coworker plans a weekend visit to 'mama and them's' (the correct plural possessive, don'tchaknow), might…
I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'. - Celia Rivenbark
I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'.
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