I really do live for the future, because when I'm eating a box of candy, I can't wait to taste the last piece.

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.

Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art

I never wanted to be a painter; I wanted to be a tap dancer.

I like to be the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space. But usually being the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space is worth it, because something funny always happens.