Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.

Chelsea Handler's Popular Quotes

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.

- Chelsea Handler

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being…

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Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.

- Chelsea Handler

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

- Chelsea Handler

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun …

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I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

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I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

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I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

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It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.

- Chelsea Handler