As honour, love, obedience, troops of friends, / I must not look to have; but, in their stead, / Curses, not loud but deep, mouth-honour, breath, / Which the poor heart would fain deny, and dare not" (5.3.25-28).
William ShakespeareRead
And I will make it felony to drink small beer.
Interpretation
This quote humorously suggests punishing minor offenses with severe consequences.
In this quote, Shakespeare uses irony and exaggeration to comment on the absurdity of imposing harsh penalties for trivial actions, such as consuming 'small beer', which is a weak ale. The line embodies a satirical take on legalism, where the response to minor misdeeds is disproportionately severe, inviting laughter and reflection on societal norms and justice.
In practice
During a speech about overreaching laws, one could use this quote to illustrate the absurdity of punitive measures.
As honour, love, obedience, troops of friends, / I must not look to have; but, in their stead, / Curses, not loud but deep, mouth-honour, breath, / Which the poor heart would fain deny, and dare not" (5.3.25-28).
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