I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.
I don't expect success. I prepare for it. - Ryan Reynolds
I don't expect success. I prepare for it.
- Ryan Reynolds
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. - Ryan Reynolds
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.
If you're going to commit to that, you're going to have to find some way to make it bearable and enjoyable. - Ryan Reynolds
If you're going to commit to that, you're going to have to find some way to make it bearable and enjoyable.
I think you have to let go of this idea that you can be precious about everything, and let it be the abstract mess that it is. - Ryan Reynolds
I think you have to let go of this idea that you can be precious about everything, and let it be the abstract mess that it is.
I hope that I'm always satisfied and content like I am right at this very moment. - Ryan Reynolds
I hope that I'm always satisfied and content like I am right at this very moment.
I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette. - Ryan Reynolds
I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.
Any kind of crisis can be good. It wakes you up. - Ryan Reynolds
Any kind of crisis can be good. It wakes you up.
Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out. - Ryan Reynolds
Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.
I learned discipline from my father. Not in terms of corporal punishment, but being determined in whatever you do, and sticking with it. - Ryan Reynolds
I learned discipline from my father. Not in terms of corporal punishment, but being determined in whatever you do, and sticking with it.
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