If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appea… - W. C. Fields
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appea…
- W. C. Fields
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get. - W. C. Fields
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. - W. C. Fields
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C. - W. C. Fields
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. - W. C. Fields
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure. - W. C. Fields
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. - W. C. Fields
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. - W. C. Fields
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places. - W. C. Fields
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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