I pay very little regard...to what any young person says on the subject of marriage. If they profess a disinclination for it, I only set it down that they have not yet seen the right person.
Jane AustenRead
Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.
Interpretation
This quote reflects Jane Austen's appreciation for the absurdities of human behavior and the joy of laughter in the face of life's inconsistencies.
In this quote, Jane Austen reveals her delight in the quirks and follies of humanity. She acknowledges that while life may be filled with nonsense and contradictions, these very elements provide her with amusement. By choosing to laugh at the absurdities around her, she showcases a light-hearted perspective on the complexities of life, inviting others to find joy amidst the chaos.
In practice
Using this quote in a speech about the importance of humor in difficult times.
I pay very little regard...to what any young person says on the subject of marriage. If they profess a disinclination for it, I only set it down that they have not yet seen the right person.
Nobody could catch cold by the sea; nobody wanted appetite by the sea; nobody wanted spirits; nobody wanted strength. Sea air was healing, softening, relaxing - fortifying and bracing - seemingly just as was wanted - sometimes one, sometimes the other. If the sea breeze failed, the seabath was the certain corrective; and where bathing disagreed, the sea air alone was evidently designed by nature for the cure.
He certainly is very agreeable, and I give you leave to like him. You have liked many a stupider person.
A person who is knowingly bent on bad behavior, gets upset when better behavior is expected of them.
You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope. Tell me not that I am too late, that such precious feelings are gone for ever.
She hoped to be wise and reasonable in time; but alas! Alas! She must confess to herself that she was not wise yet.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.
The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV eating potato chips who bother anyone.
Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?
People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'
ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.
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