I have a foolproof device for judging whether a picture is good or bad. If my fanny squirms, it's bad. If my fanny doesn't squirm, it's good.

- Harry Cohn

If you must get in trouble, do it at the Chateau Marmont.

- Harry Cohn

The word gratitude is not part of the Hollywood dictionary.

- Harry Cohn

I have never met a grateful performer in the movies.

- Harry Cohn

I dont have ulcers, I give them

- Harry Cohn