I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
Jon StewartRead
So Fox News is the voice of America and Obama is Stalin? Oh my God! I guess that makes me Yakov Smirnoff.
Interpretation
This quote highlights the absurdity of comparing contemporary figures to historical dictators in a humorous way.
In this quote, Jon Stewart uses satire to comment on the political discourse in America, particularly the extreme and often ridiculous comparisons made between political figures, such as equating Obama with Stalin. The mention of Yakov Smirnoff, a comedian known for his humorous takes on American and Russian contrasts, underscores the absurdity of the statement and showcases Stewart's characteristic wit.
In practice
Using this quote in a stand-up comedy routine about political discourse.
I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that could be worth millions of dollars to average Americans. Well, average stock-owning Americans. Technically, Americans who own a significant amount of shares in dividend-dealing companies. Well, rich people, that's what I'm trying to say. They're going to do really well with this.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out. I know what's wrong with what we've done in Iraq. We've been following time as it goes forward. What a classic mistake. Linear time is so pre-9-11.
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.' I think that was Jefferson. Oh wait. That was Hermann Goering. Shoot." [Hosting the Peabody Awards for broadcasting excellence at the New York Waldorf-Astoria, June 6, 2006]
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
I said you LOOKED like an egg, Sir. And some eggs are very pretty, you know.
The invitation to Miss Myra St. Claire's bobbing party spent the morning in his coat pocket, where it had an intense physical affair with a dusty piece of peanut brittle.
It's not a good idea to take a forecast from someone wearing a tie. If possible, tease people who take themselves and their knowledge too seriously.
Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.
What makes me laugh is, of course, the absurd, the horror - anything that upsets me.
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