Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I was talking to my friend and he said his girlfriend was mad at him. I said, "What happened?" He goes: "Well, I guess I, uh... I guess I said something, and, uh... and then she got her feelings hurt." That's a weird way to phrase it: "She got her feelings hurt. I said something, and then she..." Could you more remove yourself from responsibility? "She got her feelings hurt." It's like saying, "Yeah, I shot this guy in the face, and then I guess he got himself murdered. I don't know what happened. He leaned into it."

Louis C. K.'s Popular Quotes

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

- Louis C. K.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

- Louis C. K.

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

- Louis C. K.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

- Louis C. K.

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

- Louis C. K.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most import…

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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

- Louis C. K.

Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’

- Louis C. K.

People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not.

- Louis C. K.