There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
Dorothy ParkerRead
You don’t want a general houseworker, do you? Or a traveling companion, quiet, refined, speaks fluent French entirely in the present tense? Or an assistant billiard-maker? Or a private librarian? Or a lady car-washer? Because if you do, I should appreciate your giving me a trial at the job. Any minute now, I am going to become one of the Great Unemployed. I am about to leave literature flat on its face. I don’t want to review books any more. It cuts in too much on my reading.
Interpretation
What this quote means
This quote humorously expresses the notion of wanting freedom over obligations in work and life.
Dorothy Parker uses wit to convey her feelings about the pressures of work and the loss of personal time. Through a series of exaggerated job descriptions, she illustrates the absurdity of highly specialized roles while simultaneously revealing her desire to escape from the burdens of literary critique that inhibit her true passion for reading. The humor serves to highlight the conflict between responsibility and personal desire, reflecting a broader commentary on the nature of work and creativity.
Themes
WorkLiteratureFreedomHumorReading
In practice
Example use cases
In a speech about finding passion in work.
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