If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'
I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it. - Adam Sandler
I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.
- Adam Sandler
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good … - Adam Sandler
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good …
I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy. - Adam Sandler
I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks. - Adam Sandler
I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.
It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy. - Adam Sandler
It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. - Adam Sandler
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
I know I want to always do the best I can. - Adam Sandler
I know I want to always do the best I can.
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it. - Adam Sandler
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. - Adam Sandler
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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