Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.
John WilmotRead
God bless our good and gracious King, Whose promise none relies on; Who never said a foolish thing, Nor ever did a wise one.
Interpretation
This quote humorously criticizes the reliability and wisdom of a king, suggesting he is neither trustworthy nor wise.
John Wilmot's quote serves as a satirical commentary on the nature of leadership and the absurdity often found in those who hold power. It highlights a king whose promises are meaningless and juxtaposes the notion of wise leadership against the reality of foolishness, ultimately revealing the disillusionment of those who might expect righteousness from their rulers.
In practice
In a discussion about political satire, this quote could be referenced to illustrate the absurdity of certain leaders.
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.
It is a very good world to live in, To lend or to spend, or to live in; but to beg or to borrow, or to get a man's own, It is the very worst world that ever was known.
I shall never forgive you for teaching me how to love life.
Love, the most generous passion of the mind _x000D_ The softest refuge innocence can find
Man differs more from man than man from beast
For Hell and the foul fiend that rules_x000D_ God's everlasting fiery jails_x000D_ (Devised by rogues, dreaded by fools),_x000D_ With his grim, grisly dog that keeps the door,_x000D_ Are senseless stories, idle tales,_x000D_ Dreams, whimseys, and no more.
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I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.
The object of a comedy is not to correct morals or ridicule the vices of society; no, a comedy should depict the discrepancies between life and purpose, should be the fruit of bitter indignation aroused by the degradation of human dignity, should be sarcasm, and not an epigram, convulsive laughter and not an amused grin, should be written with bile and not diluted salt, in a word, it should embrace life in its highest significance.
When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it.
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