Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.
John WilmotRead
God bless our good and gracious King, Whose promise none relies on; Who never said a foolish thing, Nor ever did a wise one.
Interpretation
This quote humorously criticizes the reliability and wisdom of a king, suggesting he is neither trustworthy nor wise.
John Wilmot's quote serves as a satirical commentary on the nature of leadership and the absurdity often found in those who hold power. It highlights a king whose promises are meaningless and juxtaposes the notion of wise leadership against the reality of foolishness, ultimately revealing the disillusionment of those who might expect righteousness from their rulers.
In practice
In a discussion about political satire, this quote could be referenced to illustrate the absurdity of certain leaders.
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.
It is a very good world to live in, To lend or to spend, or to live in; but to beg or to borrow, or to get a man's own, It is the very worst world that ever was known.
I shall never forgive you for teaching me how to love life.
Love, the most generous passion of the mind _x000D_ The softest refuge innocence can find
Man differs more from man than man from beast
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
Perhaps I am just a coward who loves to laugh at life better than I do cry with it. But when I do get to crying, boy, I can roll a mean tear.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.
Mr. Cruncher... always spoke of the year of our Lord as Anna Dominoes: apparently under the impression that the Christian era dated from the invention of a popular game, by a lady who had bestowed her name upon it.
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