A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how ol…

- Faina Ranevskaya

Aging is tedious, but it is the only way to live long.

- Faina Ranevskaya

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

- Faina Ranevskaya

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

- Faina Ranevskaya

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

- Faina Ranevskaya

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

- Faina Ranevskaya

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

- Faina Ranevskaya

If a woman walks with her head down - she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly up - she has a lover! If a woman carries her head strai…

- Faina Ranevskaya

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

- Faina Ranevskaya