You have only one life, make the most of it.

History is at once freedom and necessity..

I look at road marathons as a totally different sport. Those guys are stupid fast. It is unbelievable. I might be a top ultrarunner, but put me in th….

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

Life dosent frighten me at all..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Most pornographic images are simply too repulsive..

You sort of have to become what you're wearing..

No one actually lives as if there is no objective truth..

I'll quote the truth wherever I find it thank you..

There is no future without education..

We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence.

Je est un autre. (I is someone else)..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I'm not so weird to me..

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off..

What can you take from me which is not already yours?.

I am truly independently owned and operated..

It shouldn't matter what your sexual orientation is, you just need to be great at what you do. If you're an artist, be a great artist..

When everyone is a contrarian, nobody is a contrarian.

The one-legged never stumble..