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You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to hook up. They meet, they throw some things on the fire, they talk about Vin Diesel, they tell stories about who their favorite Fox anchor is, they exchange phone numbers and in some cases has led to marriages.

Janeane Garofalo
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Janeane Garofalo's Popular Quotes

I'm not a disciplined writer.

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I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.

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I wound up getting a lot of other opportunities in the nineties, and then sort of as quickly as it started, it just as quickly ended around 2001. And…

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It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

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To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

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I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.

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Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

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You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'

- Janeane Garofalo

Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.

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