I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

- Dizzy Dean

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

- Dizzy Dean

I know who's the best pitcher I ever see and it's old Satchel Paige, that big lanky colored boy. My fastball looks like a change of pace alongside th…

- Dizzy Dean

It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there?

- Dizzy Dean

Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss?

- Dizzy Dean

Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat.

- Dizzy Dean

The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter conn…

- Dizzy Dean

The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind.

- Dizzy Dean

Slud is something more than slid. It means sliding with great effort.

- Dizzy Dean