A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. - Arthur Baer
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
- Arthur Baer
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. - Arthur Baer
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for you… - Arthur Baer
If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for you…
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope. - Arthur Baer
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country. - Arthur Baer
You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.
About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest. - Arthur Baer
About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.
An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out. - Arthur Baer
An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.
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