Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Hallucinogens are a value changer...like it or not, it changes your values, it opens up windows (doors of perception.)
Interpretation
Hallucinogens can fundamentally alter one's values and perceptions.
In this quote, George Carlin suggests that the use of hallucinogenic substances has the power to change an individual's values and expand their awareness. He implies that these experiences can lead to new insights and perspectives about life, regardless of whether one welcomes these changes or not.
In practice
In a discussion about personal growth, one might say, 'As George Carlin noted, hallucinogens can be a value changer, opening up new perspectives.'
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
What does the earth look like in the places where people commit atrocities? Is there a bad smell, a genius loci, something about the landscape that might incriminate?
In some departments of our daily life, in which we imagine ourselves free agents, we are ruled by dictators exercising great power.
Let us take some event in the life of humanity. For instance, war. There is a war going on at the present moment. What does it signify? It signifies that several millions of sleeping people are trying to destroy several millions of other sleeping people. They would not do this, of course, if they were to wake up. Everything that takes place is owing to this sleep.
To feel absolutely right is the beginning of the end.
Obviously I have a capacity for feeling extreme anxiety, and there are people out there who don't. I'm to some extent rather jealous of them.
I believe we face the question: if not now, then when? And if we are grasped by this vision, we may also hear the question: If not us, then who? And if the gospel of Jesus is not the key to this task, then what is?
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