Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

- Edgar Bergen

Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.

- Edgar Bergen

Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

- Edgar Bergen

I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.

- Edgar Bergen

So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the nigh…

- Edgar Bergen

We had to have a star each week.. Possibly our program being on Sunday and having a little fun with the Bible was dangerous.

- Edgar Bergen

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live. Ambition is a poor excu…

- Edgar Bergen

Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.

- Edgar Bergen

Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudevi…

- Edgar Bergen