Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
I liked myself better when I wasnt me. - Carol Burnett
I liked myself better when I wasnt me.
- Carol Burnett
If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right. - Carol Burnett
If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)… - Carol Burnett
Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)…
You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn… - Carol Burnett
You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn…
What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of charact… - Carol Burnett
What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of charact…
You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order… - Carol Burnett
You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order…
Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief. - Carol Burnett
Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.
No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful. - Carol Burnett
No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
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