Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down, and I thought, What a wonderful thing; perhaps I can make some small contribution to this process, myself.
Interpretation
Entropy represents the natural decline of systems, and this quote reflects an appreciation for that inevitability and the desire to contribute to it.
In this quote, George Carlin expresses his fascination with the concept of entropy, which he understands as the inevitable breakdown of systems in nature. Rather than viewing this breakdown negatively, he sees it as a beautiful part of existence and feels inspired to contribute to this natural process, suggesting a deeper philosophical acceptance of change and the transient nature of life.
In practice
This quote could be used in a philosophy class discussion on the nature of systems and change.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
Our country is that spot to which our heart is bound.
The difficulties which I meet with in order to realize my existence are precisely what awaken and mobilize my activities, my capacities.
They are just 100 per cent bear, whereas human beings feel we're not 100 per cent human, that we're always letting ourselves down. We're constantly striving towards something, to some fulfilment.
If we say that we have no sin, We deceive ourselves, and there's no truth in us. Why then belike we must sin, And so consequently die. Ay, we must die an everlasting death.
To the free man, the country is the collection of individuals who compose it, not something over and above them... He recognizes no national goal except as it is the consensus of the goals that the citizens severally serve. He recognizes no national purpose except as it is the consensus of the purposes for which the citizens severally strive.
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