Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it. - Ken Dodd
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
- Ken Dodd
Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The t… - Ken Dodd
Freud's theory was that when a joke opens a window and all those bats and bogeymen fly out, you get a marvellous feeling of relief and elation. The t…
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them. - Ken Dodd
If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them.
Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day. - Ken Dodd
Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day.
Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble! - Ken Dodd
Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!
My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.' - Ken Dodd
My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.'
The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. - Ken Dodd
The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night.
I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside. - Ken Dodd
I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them. - Ken Dodd
My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.
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