A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't. - Ogden Nash
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.
- Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. - Ogden Nash
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why. - Ogden Nash
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches. - Ogden Nash
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world. - Ogden Nash
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned. - Ogden Nash
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
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