Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
Ogden NashRead
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Interpretation
This quote humorously reflects the feelings of middle-aged individuals about social invitations and their declining social life.
Ogden Nash's quote captures the irony and humor of middle age, illustrating a stage in life where social interactions may seem less appealing. The anticipation of the phone ringing, with the hope that it's not for you, speaks to a common sentiment of yearning for peace or solitude over social obligations, highlighting a shift in priorities as people age.
In practice
During a comedy show where jokes about aging are shared.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. _x000D_ You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. _x000D_ No wonder you feel that lost sensation. _x000D_ You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant—better left unstirred.
It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.
I don't deny it," said Frodo, looking at Sam, who was now grinning. "I don't deny it, but I'll never believe you are sleeping again, whether you snore or not. I shall kick you hard to make sure.
I have a sense of humor; but over the years that sense has developed one blind spot. I can no longer laugh at ignorance or stupidity. Those are our chief enemies, and it is dangerous to make fun of them.
Only the unimaginative can fail to find a reason for drinking Champagne
I'm a precrastinator. Yes, that's an actual term. You know that panic you feel a few hours before a big deadline when you haven't done anything yet? I just feel that a few months ahead of time.
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