I've always looked older.

- Hari Kondabolu

Just give us 50 years where we're the only ones who are allowed to profit from art, and then you can do whoever you want. In fact, I'll buy you the p…

- Hari Kondabolu

I like playing with that space between laughter and discomfort where your discomfort can also make you laugh, and you're confused about the mixed fee…

- Hari Kondabolu

I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans…

- Hari Kondabolu

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

- Hari Kondabolu

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

- Hari Kondabolu

People always talk about the content, in terms of the politics of it or whatever social issues are in it, and it's like, "Yeah, but I'm also a good c…

- Hari Kondabolu

I don't look like a lot of fun. I just don't.

- Hari Kondabolu

When you're a person of color in white America, you know white people. You know why you know white people? Because you can't enjoy any kind of entert…

- Hari Kondabolu