Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the tabl…

- William Powell

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.

- William Powell

The only laws a man can truly respect are the ones he makes for himself.

- William Powell

Cultivate solitude and quiet and a few sincere friends, rather than mob merriment, noise and thousands of nodding acquaintances.

- William Powell

I detest symbolic protest, as it is an outcry of weak, middle-of-the-road, liberal eunuchs. If an individual feels strongly enough about something to…

- William Powell

I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.

- William Powell

A revolution was never fought, throughout history, for ideals. Revolutions were fought for much more concrete things: food, clothes, housing, and to …

- William Powell

Have you noticed that the people who actually make the laws, the people in power, never make laws for themselves?

- William Powell

Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?

- William Powell