If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” an… - George Carlin
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” an…
- George Carlin
Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people who run… - George Carlin
Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people who run…
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years. - George Carlin
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. - George Carlin
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.' - George Carlin
I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.'
Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything. - George Carlin
Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. - George Carlin
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. - George Carlin
Everyone smiles in the same language. - George Carlin
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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