If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.
The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest! - Michael Flanders
The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!
- Michael Flanders
Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not. - Michael Flanders
Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.
If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways. - Michael Flanders
January brings the snow / Makes your feet and fingers glow / February's ice and sleet / Freeze the toes right off your feet / Welcome March with wint… - Michael Flanders
January brings the snow / Makes your feet and fingers glow / February's ice and sleet / Freeze the toes right off your feet / Welcome March with wint…
The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to … - Michael Flanders
The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to …
In July the Sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it's not! - Michael Flanders
In July the Sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it's not!
A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please. - Michael Flanders
A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please.
One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't understand science… - Michael Flanders
One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't understand science…
Eating people is wrong... - Michael Flanders
Eating people is wrong...
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