If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
We ought to change the legend on our money from "In God We Trust" to "In Money We Trust." Because, as a nation, we've got far more faith in money the… - Art Hoppe
We ought to change the legend on our money from "In God We Trust" to "In Money We Trust." Because, as a nation, we've got far more faith in money the…
- Art Hoppe
Old men declare war because they have failed to solve complex political and economic problems. - Art Hoppe
Old men declare war because they have failed to solve complex political and economic problems.
Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government. - Art Hoppe
Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to the government.
The proper method of playing mixed doubles is to swipe the ball accidentally and straight at the woman opponent as hard and as accurately as possible… - Art Hoppe
The proper method of playing mixed doubles is to swipe the ball accidentally and straight at the woman opponent as hard and as accurately as possible…
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. - Art Hoppe
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? - Art Hoppe
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