If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are. - Frank Zappa
Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
- Frank Zappa
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems. - Frank Zappa
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life. - Frank Zappa
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be. - Frank Zappa
Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going! - Frank Zappa
There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will … - Frank Zappa
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will …
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons. - Frank Zappa
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to m… - Frank Zappa
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to m…
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